teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot
student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*
that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein
um..i think you made this up for notes?
first of all, how dare you
Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested
friendship’s really weird. Like, you just pick some humans you’ve met and you’re like “yup. i like these ones” and you just do stuff with them
the internet is such a mysterious beast
(kim can i borrow some money from all your internet royalties)
holy shit Kim what have you done and how mad are you about it
WILL IT NEVER EEENNDDDD????????
my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen
me: but its dark and scary